Application for poet laureate

Dear town committee:

I heard of the opening for poet laureate in our community, and hope that you will consider me for the position. In support of this request I am offering several fragments of the type of poetry that the laureate will have to produce for a modest suburban town.

Sincerely yours,

I

O Countertop of Plexiglass and beveled vinyl Seat—
Promote your gleaming Plush! Proclaim to all who wake,
Who breathless for the opening on Monday at the least
Must hail the Merchant who assails our Town to stake

Her Storefront in the Thoroughfare with many a Hair Salon.
Indeed your Formulæ for fullsome Shape, your Quest
For Permanents, will rally us your Art to call upon,
To bear your Craft atop our Crowns and judge it best!

II

relentless advancing
clockface
impartial in vintage frame—

tick ~ keep your pace as

one town member speaks
and another
and another—

tock ~ through the hard-scrutinized
zoning exception for the owner
on pine ridge road

clock tick ~ forty-eight minutes spent on
the exception, four times
of that on the
reorganization of
the purchasing office—

cruel casual
twist in
the paths of planners for decades to come

clock tick ~ bear witness, timepiece, to
men’s endlessly niggling dreads

III

A playground on rubber surface boxes its schoolchildren. I sell
real estate, bouncing across town past the Boys and Girls Club. New
balconies for consultants, alcoves for data scientists. A tower to the sky

and let us make for us a name. Yes, the playground cacophonates
but only twice a day and on weekends. A monument to diligent predation
in the flood plain of the metropolis. Wave to the darkened playground

on mornings, watch the horticulturist’s verbena wilt in
afternoons. Two blocks from the bus that heads every twelve minutes,
when it does, to the bloated city. Also stores and services.

And—the hair salon

Andy Oram
November 1, 2019

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